- His new beloved BMW, which he took pride in.
- She changed all the locks in their house
- Gave away his entire wine collection.
- post up video of her cheating husband and her best friend holding hands, kissing, and entering into a hotel.
- Log in to his fantasy baseball account and trade away all his best players and replaced them with a disabled team.
- Cut away his bear that his granny gave him when he was 2, and sent to him by installment.
- Prawned away her 2-carat emerald-cut diamond with baguettes engagement ring, and wrote a letter to Steven telling him that she wanted to give him back the engagement ring, and stuff an envelope with copies of the receipts and mail it to his office.
- Pack and sent over his entire porn collection to his super-conservative parents, adding an old polaroid of Steven in their early years, before they were married,one of him in bed, tied up to four bedposts, naked.
- The note attached: “Mom & Dad, I hope you don't mind storing my things for a while. Feel free to watch some at your leisure. Love, Steven.”
- Knowing that he has a sweet-tooth, she baked his favorite guilty pleasures: brownies and add a whole pack of laxatives, with a note attached:- “Dear Steven, I know it’s been rough but at least we have each other. We’ll get through this. I love you, Laura.”
- Threw out all his belongings, his flat screen TV, his laptop, his IPOD, his TriSpec golf clubs, his ties, his shirts, his favorite Mets jersey and all his autographed baseball cards, as well as the bedsheets that him and the other woman slept in.
- Log on his company email, and sent an email to all his contacts list, business and personal:
Hi all,I have gonorrhea.
Just an FYI.-Steven
President, Small Dicks Club
- Used his credit card and ordered every woman in his office a dozen roses each, and had a note attached to them that said, “I’m a cheating bastard and I’d love to get in your pants too. Love, Steven.” and accidentally sent a few dozen roses to a couple of guys in the office as well.
- Cancelled all his credit cards, gym membership, car insurance, dvds membership.
- Change password for his bank account, and pins for his atm card.
- Signed up for lots of mags under his name and click "Bill Later"
- Put an ad in a newspaper with Steven’s work phone, saying he had a fabulous 750 square foot studio apartment in Soho available for a steal--$300/month and to call him 24/7.
hmmmmmmmmmm, so guys...think twice about cheating??????????
You wouldn't know what a girl can do...
hahaha
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